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I hear all that and I get it. But the problem is that mom jeans flatter almost no one. Every mom I know (including this one) wants to dress to minimize the cruel effects of multiple pregnancies, weight gain and the natural changes in your body that come with age. But dude, come on! If the zipper on your jeans is the same length as that People magazine you're reading in the grocery store check out aisle, you're probably losing the camouflage fight. And if the back pockets are the size of an IHOP pancake and are situated on the fleshy part between the waist and the bottom of the booty, they should have no place in your closet.
So why are so many women holding on to those tired mom jeans, thereby banishing any chance of looking like a cool mom? Many are resistant to change and prefer to keep the same style they've always had -- and one that doesn't set them too far apart from their family, friends and neighbors. Some are mindful that many of the low-rise jeans they see on non-moms aren't practical or sophisticated enough to reach from the playground to the office in the course of one day. And still others are militantly opposed to being told that they need to pay $100 and more for expensive designer jeans from hip brands like True Religion, Acme and Citizens for Humanity.
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"You have to decide to hold on to that part of yourself that was there before you had kids," she says. "It gets harder and harder to do because your time is limited. It requires more of an effort. But you're either in that mindset of making the effort, which is more about how you see yourself,[url=http://parajumpersonline.webmium.com/][b]2013 PJS Jackets Shop Sale Kodiak Jackets Online PARAJUMPERS[/b][/url], or you're not."
So deciding to ditch the sad sack mommy pants is the first step to recovery. Head out to a newsstand and thumb through a few fashion or celebrity magazines for some ideas on what's au courant in the world of denim. Steal a couple of hours away from the kids and head to your favorite store. (before children). I'll continue my march along the Holy Denim Grail and I'll fire up a torch if I find 'em. In the meantime,[url=http://duveticaukoutlet.halod.com/][b]Duvetica Jackets UK[/b][/url], where is that postman with my eBay box?相关的主题文章：

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