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Posted: Fri 22:14, 30 Aug 2013 Post subject: An Irritable Old Man Gets a Christmas Card |
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An Irritable Old Man Gets a Christmas Card,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]
Who the hell are these people,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], anyway?
The Christmas card from the Rourkes is addressed to us and appeared in our mailbox last week. The photo shows four human males and one female all smiling. At the center of the composition is a table bearing two dogs. Since their genitals are prominently displayed,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], it is apparent they are both males.
With the exception of the dogs, they are all wearing black polo shirts and tan trousers. They look more like the police academy graduating class than a festive family.
Unknown guy senior looks like he could be a cop. Maybe he is the Gestapo bastard who ticketed in me in High Bridge rubbing it in. Or maybe it is his idea of policing to send a Christmas card to some poor slob he just nailed,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych].
Surely they are Republicans and mistake us for their cronies because they wished us in the coming year,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], clearly a coded reference to their plan to plunder our Social Security and Medicare.
Despite their smiles,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], the three teenage males look like bullies. I bet they put their black shirts on when they go to New York to boot stomp some poor Occupy Wall Street dude.
The one dog definitely is part pit bull and probably bitch humps on the other one who is one of those repulsive Pug things,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych].
Almost invisible in the left hand corner sits a mousey female with a cheesy grin. Although judging from her demeanor she might be an abused servant,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], she is probably the mother of the thugs and wife of the sadistic policeman.
Kathie does not recognize these people and no one we know knows who they are,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych].
wonder where they think they know us from?,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], Kathie asks.
gun club or prayer group, I would guess,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], I respond.
I have to admit,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], I am somewhat peeved by the fact that this card came in well after Christmas.
we send them a New Year card?, she asks. This is her fix for dealing with people we have dropped from our Christmas card list because we didn get one from them last year only to receive one from them this year. Of course,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], they will drop us next year while we will re-instate them so it goes.
they think they know us,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], I reply, don think enough of us to send our card in a timely manner,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], so screw them. Who the hell do these people think they are anyway?
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